Apparently Google has its knickers all in a twist over those cunts in the Eu and some shite about cookies. Frankly if they are biscuits then I will eat them, if you are concerned about this then fuck off somewhere else and read something else.

Saturday, 26 May 2012

Panic at the borders?

Sky News reports this "The Government is making contingency plans to cope with a potential increase in immigration should the euro currency collapse, the Home Secretary has revealed. There is rising concern that Greece will be forced to abandon the euro after five years of recession, two bailouts and rising anger among voters over draconian austerity measures. Political leaders in the European Union and Germany have said the euro will survive even if Greece leaves - despite warnings that it would start a domino effect among other troubled nations and cause a deep recession" Whilst the Telegraph says this; "Theresa May: we'll stop migrants if euro collapses The Government is drawing up plans for emergency immigration controls to curb an influx of Greeks and other European Union residents if the euro collapses, the Home Secretary discloses today." and; "In an interview in The Daily Telegraph, Theresa May says “work is ongoing” to restrict European immigration in the event of a financial collapse. People from throughout the EU, with the exception of new member countries such as Romania and Bulgaria, are able to work anywhere in the single market. However, there are growing concerns that if Greece was forced to leave the euro, it would effectively go bankrupt and millions could lose their jobs and consider looking for work abroad. The crisis could spread quickly to other vulnerable countries such as Spain, Ireland and Portugal, although Britain is regarded as a safe haven because it is outside the single currency. Details of the contingency plan emerged as the euro crisis deepened further yesterday." Whilst the Army rumour service wonders if she is overtired or for some if she wears stockings and sussies?

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Sunday, 20 May 2012

Further evidence of Darwinism in Scotia

You may or may not recall a very recent post where I pointed out that the Scottish Local Councillors seem to believe that banning or licensing and controlling airguns will stop fuckwittery when there are already in excess of 5 million of them out in circulation in this Island of ours and yet no one seems to consider banning cars when a toddler is run over.
Well how the saying "people in Glass Houses (or Hooses) shouldnt (shouldnae) throw stones" seems to fit this particular case I couldnt possibly comment;
t seems the parents of the poor wee thing were nicked for possesion and intent to supply 6 months before the "Junkie Thug" shot their toddler!
Dont Believe Me? Well here it is and just in case the BBC takes it down here is the text in full;
"Gun victim's parents dealt drugs

Police raided the couple's home after a tip-off

The parents of Glasgow toddler Andrew Morton, who was killed by an airgun pellet, have admitted dealing drugs.
Sharon McMillan and Andy Morton were arrested after a police raid six months before their two year-old son was shot.
Officers discovered £300 worth of cannabis which had been bought to sell to friends in the area.
The pair will be sentenced next month after pleading guilty at Glasgow Sheriff Court to supplying the drug between July and October 2004.
The court heard that police searched their home in the city's Cambusdoon Road, Craigend, on 12 October following a tip-off.
Cannabis user
McMillan said the several pieces of cannabis wrapped in foil which were found by police was "hash" and that it belonged to her.
The 35-year-old admitted that the dealing had been going on for three months before the raid.
Morton, 31, was quizzed by police and said he had been involved in the dealing as well.
The court heard McMillan had been a "heavy" cannabis user at the time, which had become known within the neighbourhood.
People who wanted the drug would then regularly approach her in a bid to purchase it.
McMillan said the dealing was done to fund more cannabis, but that she now "regretted" what had gone on.
Andrew Morton was shot by Mark Bonini near his home
The couple also faced charges of possessing cannabis and amphetamine on the day of the raid.
But, after discussions between their lawyers and prosecutors, not guilty pleas were accepted to these charges.

Sheriff John Newall delayed sentence pending reports. "

Police raided the couple's home after a tip-off

For fucks sakes folks its liberal wankers like these judges that allows scum like this to peddle drugs to people, lets scum out of custody to then kill toddler offspring of more scum running around outside of their house and we are expected to feel sorry for them?
Fuck em, lock them all up, build more prisons and fill them up.

"The appearance in the dock comes less than a year after their young son Andrew died.
He was killed after being struck on the head with an airgun pellet just yards from his home last March.
Mark Bonini was later convicted of his murder and jailed for life at the High Court in Glasgow. "

Well if that isnt Darwinism in action then nothing is!

Saturday, 19 May 2012

One in the eye for KFC?

Yes KFC the Argentinian President;

Porridge Wogs to Ban airguns?

It seems the Scots are to ban common sense, according to tomorrows fish wrapper ;
"AIRGUNS are to be banned under a new Scots law named after shooting victim toddler Andrew Morton.
Andrew’s parents, who campaigned tirelessly for the ban, were told of the plans when they met Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill yesterday.
Dad Andy was visibly moved as he revealed he and wife Sharon were “over the moon” at the news.
And he said the law would be a “fitting tribute” to his son’s memory.
The couple have been pressing for control of air weapons since Andrew, two, was killed with a shot to the head by junkie thug Mark Bonini in 2005."

Now dont get me wrong, murder is murder but banning fuckwittery would have more impact. The next toddler thats killed crossing the road in Scotland will that cause a ban on cars in Scotia?
I seriously fucking doubt it but then accuracy nor responsibility for their own actions has been a feature of the character of Junkies thugs, newspaper folk or politicians.
Bandwagon jumping wankers the lot of you!
So when the next smack head kills some kiddie with an illegal air gun it wont be because they are banned now will it?
Sometimes I despair at the fuckwittery displayed  by humanity then I look a little closer and thank fuck I dont live in Scotland!

Thursday, 17 May 2012

The Olympics worth watching?

If this was in there maybe;

Another one, although a good reason this time

Queen Sofia (centre) is related to both Queen Elizabeth II and her husband

Queen Sofia of Spain has cancelled a visit to the UK to mark Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee because of disputes over Gibraltar.
A Spanish government statement said it was "hardly appropriate" for Queen Sofia, 73, to attend a lunch on Friday.
The UK and Spain have been in dispute over fishing rights off Gibraltar, a UK territory which Spain also claims.
Spain has also protested over a visit to Gibraltar by Queen Elizabeth's son Prince Edward and his wife Sophie.
The prince and the Countess of Wessex are to visit Gibraltar on 11-13 June as part of the celebrations to mark the 60th anniversary of the Queen's reign.
Spain continues to claim sovereignty over Gibraltar, which has been ruled by Britain since 1713 under the terms of the Treaty of Utrecht.
Queen Sofia's husband, King Juan Carlos, had already declined his invitation to the lunch at Windsor Castle on Friday.
He is recovering from surgery last month after he fell and broke his hip while hunting elephants in Botswana.
In 1981, the Spanish royal couple declined an invitation to Prince Charles' wedding to Diana, Princess of Wales because they planned to visit Gibraltar as part of their honeymoon.
And a visit by Princess Anne to Gibraltar in 2009 sparked an official complaint from the Spanish government.
An additional cause of unhappiness for the Spanish royal household is the fact that the British regimental band of Gibraltar will be performing at the Diamond Jubilee, reports the Spanish news agency Efe.

A spokesman for the UK Foreign Office told the AFP news agency: "The visit was a private commitment and we don't comment on private visits."

According to Fat Cav on the Army Rumour Service;
"Who cares?
Will the Monarchy of the UK collapse because some spic Queen gets upperty about some 299 yr old treaty? No!
Will Gibraltar throw itself at the mercy of the Spanish Government in a fit of forgiveness? No!
Will Gibraltar have the mother of all parties next year to celebrate the 300th anniversary of the signing of the Treaty of Utrecht next year? I suspect so.
Remind how the Spanish economy is at the moment? "
However on a lighter note on the same page the wolf wrote;
"I'd take both her and KFC in a dirty Hispanic tag team "
KFC being the Argentinian El Presidente of course
You know it makes sense eh?

Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Theresa May likes it rough?

That toothless tiger the Police federation today gave Theresa May the current (well today at least) Home Secretary a bit of a hard time at their annual conference. Kudos to her though she basically did the right thing and told them to wind their necks in, savings will be made.
I have given it some thought and think that the fed if it was worth its salt should be challenging the enquiry and its findings for many reasons. First of all is the terms of reference for the whole game, cost savings and where they can come from, this courtesy of the Army Rumour Service;
"There is no prescedent which calls for Govts to implement findings of enquiries, in fact there are more cases of them being overturned and new ones started. If cost cutting was the plan then starting at the bottom was the wrong thing to do. The rank and file Peelers no longer support their management, lets face it senior plod havent enjoyed the support and trust of their rank and file for a long time, Graduate entry destroyed that a long time ago!

May could achieve all of the cost savings and more but it wouldnt allow privatised plod in the door which is where the Tory bank roll is coming from. Regionalise the forces, single HR, procurement and central services, do away with Chief constables, they arent needed! "
Sadly the BBC could only manage this;
"There was a time when a Conservative home secretary would get a standing ovation at the Police Federation conference. Willie Whitelaw and Michael Howard were favourites.

That's changed. From the moment officers stood up and held banners saying "Enough is Enough" to the booing and shouts of "resign" as she left the hall, it was clear this relationship is badly broken.

Although officers listened to her speech respectfully, feelings spilled over during questions.

Mrs May was jeered, heckled and, most embarrassing for her, made the subject of a joke by federation chairman Paul McKeever.

He asked people to raise their hands if they thought the Winsor report on police reform was truly independent. When Mr McKeever pointed out no-one had done so - not even the home secretary - it brought the house down. Mrs May sat stoney-faced.

It was an uncomfortable experience for her but with the police facing further cuts there may be more to come."

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Where's Maddie?

Ok so they are less than 100% guilty so far but would you let them babysit your kids? We've all been playing where's Maddie for so long its no longer any fun;

However it seems the book cover artwork may be sorted;

So fancy not going to work and still get paid?

Sounds ideal doesnt it unfortunately it only applies to civil servants and during the Olympics, a bunch of wasters wasting even more money.
"A gold medal for skiving! Civil servants to be allowed to 'work' from home for SEVEN WEEKS during Olympics AND ParalympicsFlexible working arrangements to continue even after Games have finished

Seventeen government departments have signed up to a target to ‘cut or change’ half of journeys by civil servants

Business groups criticised plan that has led to fears of a massive reduction in government work as the country tries to pull itself out of recession

Many civil servants working from home will also have annual leave booked before or after Olympics so work could be backlogged for three months" I know its the Daily Wail but its their job to point out the waste of space and cash Lord Smug Cunt Coes sportsday is costing this country!

Cunts, I just wonder why they are allowed to get away with it?

Monday, 14 May 2012

Millibland Skiffed

For those unfamiliar with the term, google is your friend;

Good monday morning campers

Yes I possibly have been neglecting the blog but I have been busy abusing people via other means;

Thursday, 10 May 2012

Coe is a money grabbing lying grubby twat

It seems for those amongst you daft unlucky enough to have applied for tickets to Coes smug loveathon and not be successful there always was the opportunity to watch the events in public and open spaces around london. It seems however that according to the Telegraph that this will no  longer happen;

"London 2012 organisers will charge spectators to watch the Games on giant television screens on Henman Hill at Wimbledon and the Olympic Park, as well for events previously declared free to satisfy the demand to see the Olympics when another million tickets go on sale on Friday."

Lets just check that shall we?

"as well for events previously declared free to satisfy the demand to see the Olympics "
Obviously a Typo, I thought I would expect this of the Grauniad but not the Torygraph, it should of course read;
"as well for events previously declared free to satisfy the demand for more money as even smug cunt Coe realises that the taxpayer isnt a bottomless pit and he needs money to grease palms, pay for stupid uniforms and destroy any hope of a sporting legacy for sports he was the national patron of until he ran away into a new labour reeducation camp to emerge as the grinning spivs best mate. yes that twat Coe who should wear a mask as he is robbing us blind!"

There, that feels better!

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

A busy night or Foxes not very Live, well not for long

Unlike some areas we get bin collections on bank holidays and the local fox decided to punish the neighbours for using plastic bags and not the wheely bin. So in the spirit of Foxes Live loveathon on Ch4 I decided to pitch in and help with spotting the local rascals;

Above we can see charlie struggling with chewing steel mesh and below his more relaxed pose after aministering a .17HMR Sleeping tablet, all together now ahh;
A bit of a close up on the cutey;

Monday, 7 May 2012

Sunday, 6 May 2012

We're full, fuck off!

Apparently the great JC has the answer
Racism? I dont think so, after all have any of you tried to get into the USA over the last few years? I have and to queue for an hour even with the right paperwoork isnt unusual. That said I'm all for putting up a sign that says simply; "We are full, if you dont like queueing then fuck off!"

Janners elect Moose with a red rosette

It seems the citizens of Plymouth who have nothing better to do have elected an 18 year old student to represent a ward on the local council Now I'm not knocking Kate Taylor or her desire to get ahead in life but come on you Janners, its obvious that she has so much more life experience and a full career of work behind her so she can give the benefit of that experience to Plymouth! Probably hasnt even voted herself yet! Now creating a political elite where the selected few (too useless to carve a living themselves are determined to keep their snouts in the public trough at all costs)usually rise through Union ranks for the lefties and PR companies/local council for the right. This one seems to be skipping the hard work and party brown nosing, so bets on her standing as Britains youngest MP hopeful in 2 years? If you despise the local councillors that much then just dont vote for them at all, there must be a point where the numbers of polled electorate falls to such a level that the result is void.

Thursday, 3 May 2012

In light of nefarious legislation

Detailed here It has come to my attention that the powers that be may get awfully excited if people were to start doing things like this with the internet. Heaven forbid some people might like to point out the stupidity of the law?

Summer Games

Did you know that this nefarious legislation was raised to stop anyone benefitting from the Olympic bandwagon that hasnt stumped up in fees? Well funnily enough enough I'm not surprised especially when you see which administration allowed this to get onto the statute books. I suspect they had hoped it would just sit there and not be noticed? Well funnily enough I feel a rash of websire regsitrations for domains such as summer games etc may just be made via various free hosts. In fact I'm sure if enough people do it then it will seriously embarrass them and cause them to waste time and effort stamping all over the proles! Watch this space for various promotional web links.