Saturday, 27 March 2010
Moss Leather goods were there and quality they are, this gent was the first red cords we saw today.
I did however find what has to be the T Shirt to end all t shirts and also tick all the non pc boxes;
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
I know its Russian and training but what happened to the bloke with the stick at 14 seconds?
That said its all down to changing guns from playing around with a 28 and a 20 bore Beretta 686 to going back to an AYA Yeoman in 12 bore!
Monday, 22 March 2010
Go on you know it makes sense;
Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves
If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers.
A proper bastardised, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance your street cred at the local drive thru burger joint or council estate shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little Renault Clio. Not your Gran's idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain't gonna look out of place in this little beauty! Now I've made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already.
Dig out yer favourite unwashed "Umbro" hoodie and come cast your shifty little eyes on this. Ideal for the "Street Pharmacist" and other suitably attired twats. Your gonna need a baseball cap with this beauty, ideally one that comes with no fitting instructions. Heaven forbid you should put it on the right way. What better way to compliment your stolen Nike Air Max trainers than to be seen dangling a foot outta this pocket rocket.
Worried about the Babylon spotting ya, no need. Car comes fully equipped with proper blacked out gangster glass on the side windows. Hell, you could even fill the back up with yer ugly chav kids and knowone'd see 'em. doesn't get much better boys. Ah, but it does. It does. To show your complete and utter lack of taste and knowledge of the motor car you'll also find the ridiculous rock hard lowered suspension to your taste as well. Why not get a step closer to Gran's inheritance by offering her a lift in ya new "wheels" then taking her down the post Office flat out over the speed humps round your estate and hopefully knocking the spine out of her? Might need 2 laps but god damn them single teenage mums smoking Marlboro Lights outside the chippy will be impressed fella's. You know that they like a ride like this. Turn up the Alpine Head Unit, stick in your favourite and incomprehensible "Drum & Bass" Cd and the throbbing out the 6x9 parcel shelf will have them pregnant in no time.
To complete the proper drug dealer look, a tasteless stripe has been fitted from the front to the rear. Finished in "Air Max" white it really doesn't complement the car in any shape or form. Rather like you and your Brethren spitting on the floor constantly. Completely needless but you think it makes a statement about you. You'll also enjoy the totally pointless but ridiculously noisy after market air filter. About as helpful as a fart in an astronaut suit, but hell, you didn't get where you are today by being helpful, did you?
I'm quite sad to see the thing go really. There is nothing more pleasurable to me at 41 than to drive round in this bit of shit and look a complete prick. I'd much rather hand the opportunity to you work shy crack head council tenants any day. This little set of wheels is gonna let the other hoodies know you've made it. cocaine and skunk selling is never gonna get any easier for the lucky buyer of this car. I might have a deal on a couple of gram's of smack or coke, but ideally I'd need to get a serious drug habit before hand. Perhaps someone could help? You can pay in cash or wraps, I'm easy really. Bring along your mums credit card or one that your mate has cloned down the petrol station. If it is going to be hard cash, please ensure it is discretely hidden in a used Tesco carrier bag, and you have folded one £20 note around 4 others. Makes counting so much easier.
For any female buyer I'm offering a free Tatoo of something utterly meaninless to go in the middle of your lower back. If you haven't already got your "Tramp Stamp" that is.
If your an under-age drink driver, or under-age driver for that matter, this little beauty really isn't going to attract the attention of the local constabulary at all. you'll drift pass any patrol car effortlessly. Make sure there is at least 6 of you in the car though, Splif in hand. If your driving, have another swig from your 2 litre plastic "LIDL" brand cider as you nonchalantly flip the bird to the passing police patrol. Head off for the nearest estate for some tyre screeching fun. They ain't never gonna take you alive in this.
The car does like a good rev in the morning at any unsocial hour. Neighbours will love it and feel proud to live in the same road. don't forget to rev the pants off of it at all junctions and roundabouts as well. This really will increase the length of your manhood no end. your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "fanny magnet". You can almost bet your last eighth of puff your gonna get laid. Hell, might even get a few STD's as well. your gonna get a proper bird with this motor.
For the disqualified driver I'll even offer to recover it from outside the local Magistrates or police station. What better way to impress the local Judicial system in one final act of defiance before collecting your ASBO?
Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers licence and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid.
Nuff said, innit.
On 20-Mar-10 at 21:27:52 GMT, seller added the following information:
PAGE VIEWS IS NOW 31,340 !!
I didn't do this for the publicity or feedback. It just seemed to fit the car. REALLY BIG thanks to ALL who have viewed and sent questions. Not long now before the e bay police remove it!!!
And a real BIG UP to everyone wid da same humour!! You have ALL made this funny.
'and large big up to regae. U r a star bro!!
84 questions & I'm still here!! RESPEK..
THAN X 2 ALL xxx
Saturday, 20 March 2010
The first shots at 50 yards wouldnt even show on an A4 sheet so we walked up really close. The first round seemed to tumble but then the other 4 rounds printed really nice and tight.
Chris couldnt see the front sight blade, it isnt easy even with my good eyesight but his shots at about 25 yards were rather ragged and loose. I'm not sure if he will be able to shoot this in competition. I'm not sure if the barrel and sights will be of use to this chap apart from with cast lead loads at 30 yards.
Friday, 19 March 2010
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Still little things do lighten up my day!
The local rag decided to run a headline about the BNP being barred from local election debates despite fielding a candidate, whilst googling it I came across this chaps remarkably well balanced views!
Dont get me wrong, in fact dont get me, I personally couldnt care less who ran the country, I cant abide the smug tofu munching Guardianista champagne socialists that are currently ruining this sceptic isle any more than I trust call me dave but if organisations like the BNP are getting candidates in Eastbourne then someone needs to sit up and listen!
Tuesday, 16 March 2010
Now this is what Parliament should face!
More display at the lecture
Monday, 15 March 2010
A very well taken shot at an awkward angle resulting in a short follow up!
Thursday, 11 March 2010
Tuesday, 9 March 2010
It isnt the anti working dog bias displayed by the judges or the snobbish attitude of the show competitors, the gamesmanship displayed by some alleged keepers and the dogs which patently have never worked for a minute of their pampered lives, it isnt perhaps the ignorance of the show visitors or the traders but the attitude of the kennel club and the idea warped as it seemed that we were exhibits and had to remain till close regardless of the fact that our event ended at 10 am!
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
You are in London There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...
You suddenly realise who it is............................................................. ...................
It's Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza (the hook handed bastard) You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options:
You can save the life of Abu or you can shoot a dramatic Prize winning photo,documenting the death of one of the country's most despised, evil and powerful men!
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...
Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Pretty little thing isnt she? Well Cody will be covered this year and either a litter of pedigree working cockers or unregistered sprockers should be produced.
Defra tried to impose regs last year and luckily the NGO got them changed. Owning as many dogs as I do for work and knowing that mine wont attack people or other dogs unless severely provoked.
Well should the unlucky prospective candidate approach my house I will see if he or she can outrun a pack of spaniels!
Monday, 8 March 2010
Possibly another although this one is an advert;
The story of my life:
Sunday was spent mainly in the woods, I visited early to check we had deer for later, went home for a 100 bird competition and then out again for a stalk. Clays, well I managed to break 60 so I am happy!
The woods were very chilly and looked very pretty this time of year;
The deer were walking with the wind blowing onto their backs and straight for us;
Sadly I think the lead doe was just too close to be hit if you know what I mean. I should have shot the back one but was absolutely mesmerised by the mexican standoff about to unfold.
Wednesday, 3 March 2010
Monday, 1 March 2010
Of course we managed to find the first pair of red cords of the season, just one pair a day though;
Meanwhile back to the mad dogs and a scene that the dog transport boys at Newark didnt believe possible.
Glad to be back.