Thursday, 10 October 2013

Ping Pong Knife

I'm sure this could be filed under "don't try this at home kids!" but I suspect the bloke walking past at the end didn't realise what a close call he had!

Friday, 4 October 2013

Go on get away you waste of space

Or as my client aptly put it yesterday, getting out of Dodge before the sheriff arrives. I would like to say its been fun but it hasn't, the money was good, excellent even, the overtime welcome, the company car (although not my choice) was nice too however I cant be arsed to work with wankers who are so far up their own arses they have started to believe their own propaganda.
So its with a nod to the poor souls staying and a thank you to those who have helped me whilst
I have battled against the utter idiocy and incompetence of those sent to challenge my existence.
As I am leaving the world of staff employment and going back to work for myself again I am happy to say to those I leave behind;

"If there is anything that you want from me or would like me to do before I go, you can"
 Now that feels better, normal service will be resumed after my week stalking in Scotland where hopefully the most difficult choice will be 7x57 or .308!