Monday, 8 July 2013


My wife walked in on an argument between me and our Son.

When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now."

Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?"

"No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant."

I know, I know, I will start posting again soon!

1 comment:

Hippo said...

There's a career at the end of the pier for you...