Monday, 2 May 2011

The Census

They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question,

'Do you have any dependants?',
I put,

'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*****g Eastern Europe!'


...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer


Thanks to Clive and his constant source of jokes!

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