Apparently Google has its knickers all in a twist over those cunts in the Eu and some shite about cookies. Frankly if they are biscuits then I will eat them, if you are concerned about this then fuck off somewhere else and read something else.

Saturday, 31 July 2010

Thanks to AJD for this one

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.
" So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..

1 comment:

Hippo said...

Priest, and keen golfer, wakes up on a Sunday morning, sees what a beautiful day it is and can't face Mass so he rings the Bishop up and calls in a sickie.

First par three he gets to he hits a hole in one, looks heavenwards and says,

'You Bastard!'

Two golfers are about to tee off when one of them notices a funeral cortège passing by the perimiter.

The player takes his hat off and stands there respectfully until the cortège has passed out of sight before taking his swing.

'Blimey' says his colleague, 'that was respectful!'

'Well' says the first, 'I was married to her for 20 years'

'That's an intersting ball you've got there'

'Yeah, it's great. It changes colour to contrast with the surroundings. It bleeps if it's in the rough and it floats on water, it's fantastic'

'Cool! Where did you get it?'

'I found it'