Friday, 9 July 2010

Thanks Mr err

Top Country Western lines:

1. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine

2. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up with a Few

3. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

4. I've Missed You, but My Aim's Improvin'

5. Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight, 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

6. I'm So Miserable without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I sure Miss Him

8. She Took My Ring, and Gave Me the Finger

9. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

10. It's Hard to Kiss The Lips at Night, that Chewed My Ass All Day

11. It's Been Lonesome In The Saddle Since The Horse Died.

12. "They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore, they don't turn the other cheek the way they

done before..."

13. Did I shave my legs for this?

14. If you say you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?

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