Apparently Google has its knickers all in a twist over those cunts in the Eu and some shite about cookies. Frankly if they are biscuits then I will eat them, if you are concerned about this then fuck off somewhere else and read something else.

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

With thanks to Felinis for this one;

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such anelderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says , 'There's absolutelynothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them$50 and he says good bye.
The nex t week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist towatch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems,pays the doctor, then leave.Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, andI get $43 back from Medicare.

A bank holiday weekend has passed and back at my desk to recover, selling to the midlanders can be hard work, they are tighter than a Spurs Chairman;

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