Apparently Google has its knickers all in a twist over those cunts in the Eu and some shite about cookies. Frankly if they are biscuits then I will eat them, if you are concerned about this then fuck off somewhere else and read something else.

Wednesday, 20 February 2008


A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "that first coffin is for my wife."
What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
Well, who is in the second coffin? "
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Join the queue
How not to do it:

And how to do it:

Yes the sunday was spent at Purley AMF for the youth singles tournament. Despite me not enjoying these events, (obnoxious pushy parents etc) I rather enjoyed this one until time to leave and punishment for low crappy stools is 24 hours of sciatica!


Mr Free Market said...

Not the same as the old days when I used to shoot 'pins' with a .44 S&W ... still reading the news, in sarfffff London, they probably still do!

Bambibasher said...

We now collect knackered pins from the club and share them after our summer clay shoots, not sure about 200 grain .44 loads, I use an ounce and a half of 12 bore solid!