Wednesday, 7 November 2007

More please sir!

It seems that not only bambi basher has dislike for lawyers, General Musharaf has a reasonable view as well. A pity he doesnt "like" Estate Agents and Taxi Drivers the same way.
Either way I'm sure democracy will happen their way one day! Lets hope it doesnt take 1400 years to get there!
In the meantime another clip from Nigel:

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Cheers mate, now your rifle is here lets get out and sort out some Does.

In the mean time, a good mate is sat in hospital having suffered a series of strokes on the weekend, apparently a massive clot, but we told the doctors he'd always been one!

Get well Soon Andy!

Again thanks to Nigel for this joke:

Drunk driver in Paris;

A gendarme in Paris last night pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.

He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".

The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.

On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".

The gendarme said "Okay then I need you to come and give a blood sample"

The man produced another letter. This one said:"This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".

So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".

The man produces a third letter from his pocket.

It read: "This man plays rugby for Australia , please don't take the piss out of him

1 comment:

Civil Shot said...

Lawyers? Bring back Madame Guillotine.
Estate Agents? To the wall.
Politicians? Pit full of mixed bullshit & napalm.
99.9% of council employees? Beaten to death with their copy of "why I can't do anything regulations vol 256"