Either way I'm sure democracy will happen their way one day! Lets hope it doesnt take 1400 years to get there!
In the meantime another clip from Nigel:
Cheers mate, now your rifle is here lets get out and sort out some Does.
In the mean time, a good mate is sat in hospital having suffered a series of strokes on the weekend, apparently a massive clot, but we told the doctors he'd always been one!
Get well Soon Andy!
Again thanks to Nigel for this joke:
Drunk driver in Paris;
A gendarme in Paris last night pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.
He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".
The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.
On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".
The gendarme said "Okay then I need you to come and give a blood sample"
The man produced another letter. This one said:"This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".
So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".
The man produces a third letter from his pocket.
It read: "This man plays rugby for Australia , please don't take the piss out of him